She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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