Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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