Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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