he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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