Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
