two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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