Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
