Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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