didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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