And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Randomize
