just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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