Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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