You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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