i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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