Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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