But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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