I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Say something about gay babies.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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