Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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