honey bunches of taint.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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