Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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