so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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