and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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