i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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