I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Randomize
