Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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