She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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