That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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