There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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