Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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