i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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