If that was your dad, he is hot
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.