3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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