Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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