i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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