I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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