i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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