So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Do you still have your period?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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