My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I wear drunk well.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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