So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
try to milk me bitch
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