No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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