I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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