Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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