discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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