its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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