Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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