What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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