Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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