So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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