I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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