I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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