did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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