Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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