i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
This is classic penis vs brain.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
