You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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