Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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