i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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